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I just recorded, saved, and sent you a video by mistake!"

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"so i'll sing a song and hope to God he's listening. i swear this time i mean it"

"This wasn't meant for you! Even though it mentions you specifically!"

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When I say I'm sorry, I mean it.

1. Why did the orange stop?

You mean it isn't ?

OMG truth, can't stand when people say things the don't mean!


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I'm not perfect I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I mean it.

Ain't that the truth?

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Translation: I need you to say your sorry. Im lost. Fuck it, I cant hate you, i miss you and am broken.

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... here since it's a lot to write out. (I blurred my own name out)

My friend tried to tell me a knock knock joke only one time and accidentally did that (knock knock jokes aren't very common in Germany) XD

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what does your tattoo mean? it means that i wanted it so i fucking got it. I get this question a lot. I only have 60 tattoos.

First off: remember, no one ever, ever got laid because of a T-shirt.

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Or stupid jokes that make no real sense.

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That time Patrick simply didn't get it … again.

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One question, how did he have his Max's mom's number?

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I'm forever chasing someone, telling someone to stop screaming right! this! instant! and I mean it this time boys. : ) that's about how it plays out.

Unfortunately the main protagonist lost a bit of his soul so he still can't understand :(

Did you know that every time someone makes a joke that begins and ends with a seat-and-tray-tables speech, it erases an episode of


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x'D He didn't actually say this but still Jin is killing me slowly one dad joke at a time

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"I didn't mean it, guys. I swear!"

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Khalil's story is one I will never forget, just like I won't forget all the real stories this book has opened my eyes to.

Continuity goof: It's clear that there's no God in the Ace Ventura universe.

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I swear, they're are a staple for any girl, especially the popular girls. They're great at holding up hair and look great with anything

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To make sure Black Swan was dead for good and couldn't simply heal, they had him stuffed after the fact.

There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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Which would take longer: Listing all the things you like about him or listing all the things you don't like about him?

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So yes, today I have a big Kindergartener, but she's still a child that's growing into a wonderful little woman that I couldn't possibly be more proud of!!


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