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I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food… I laughed way too hard LOL!

This shouldn't of made me laugh as much as it did

WOMAN Cause these samiches ain't gonna make themselves.

Hope you don't mind your sandwich a little melted.

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..."*poof*... He disappeared without a tres.

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Overly Pre-Prepared Gag


13 Bad Jokes That Are Surprisingly Funny

This Man Expected A Full Recovery After His Accident But What Happened Instead Is Shocking.

i thought this was general knowledge?? ahha but i used to watch this religiously

Science Jokes: Laughs for Scientists

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The full-on rustic approach … not without its pitfalls.

Order a Sloppy Joe in Jersey and You Won't Find Ground Beef

21)A man walks into a bar and notices a sign advertising "world famous punch!" The man thinks, "Awesome! I love punch!" He approaches the bartender and asks ...


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Police Officer Didn't Give Him Time To Explain But When He Does… Priceless

... Apparently she didn't make him a sandwich. On his way to divorce court.


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Finny Funnies - shark jokes from Ranger Rick magazine

Apparently, 8 is not the correct answer, because my basement is still f**kin dark!

Overly Long Gag

Is a hot dog a sandwich? An extended meditation on the nature of America | Jeb Lund | Opinion | The Guardian

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The one who has now become a "feminist" since he had a daughter.

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Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says, 'if I get one more burrito for lunch I'm gonna jump off this building!'


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She's making a speech to be a positive role model, and that is this guy's response?

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Last, but not least, is to have some silly one liners handy. Just so you don't fall flat if someone says "Say something funny." Might I refer you to the ...

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Everyone asks me how, despite all the diets I've tried, I still cannot seem to lose any weight. Between you and me, I don't want to brag, but I guess I'm ...

Oskar wants a sandwich

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This Joke Starts With a Guy Getting a Nice Jewish Dog

The Roost – Located near the boardwalk on the corner of Rt. 6A and Jarves, this café has a wide selection of locally brewed coffee's as well as sandwiches.

... usually because of the assistant's limited capability and often a misunderstanding of commands it can lead to some amusing but unintentional humor.

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A couple more of those little quarter-page strips being featured this time around, as this issue has a very high level of top quality quick jokes hitting ...

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The woman behind the counter was quite friendly. I don't know if she is an owner or if she just works there all the time - but everyone knew her.

... Louis C.K. was in a dressing room at Manhattan's Beacon Theatre, passing time between two back-to-back stand-up performances and feeling, as he so often ...

Abandoned building falling apart ~ Tenant problems with landlord ~ For rent sign ~ repairs

The Glass Museum – This was my first stop when I visited Sandwich and besides the several rooms and exhibits filled with amazing glass works I found this ...

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A blind guy sits down at a bar and shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

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How To Make A Sandwich


“I'm fine with my sexuality, and I'm pretty out there, so I didn't think there would be an issue,” Philbrick told ABC News 13.

She is one badass sassy girl ;)

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... Hey you're a woman And this is crazy But there's a kitchen A sandwich

This could be pretty insulting for the guy. :P

Katz's sandwich

50 funniest jokes includes Ricky Gervais, Russell Brand and Peter Kay one liners | Daily Mail Online

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